Have you seen this man? Committed drinker, convicted dogger, poet, scoundrel, shoulder shrugger, skin slammer, silent but deadly. Known to answer to the name 'Stixey'. Hasn't answered any of my calls or emails* If you see him staggering between a dartboard and East Street, do not approach. He has some dubious political views.**
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
REWARD: £2.00
*no calls have been made and no emails sent.
** very dubious
2 comments:
Call it £2.45, then I can afford another pint* at The Trades. Credit Crunch.
* Pint of Fosters.
nice work mate!
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